Ok, just post a way to fail at life.  I'll start...

1)Going to a family reunion to meet women.

2. Being an obssessive spammer, yet creating your own bb and expecting no-one to spam it

I didn't say that, you can spam all you want, but all spam must be in the spam forums.

exactly

3:  Killing yourself (duh)

4)If your father walks you to school because you're in the same grade.

Stop reposting ones from the SR bb!...

But I posted them.

5)Mowing your lawn, and finding a car in there.

Mowing your lawn and stumbling constantly over the corpses of gardeners who have previously attempted to mow it, and got lost...

being a goth

making a thread about failing at life and posting jeff foxworthys redneck jokes

Why do you think they are from jeff foxworthy.  Huh.

9. Actually knowing who "jeff foxworthy" is

Jeff foxworthys awesome.  So...

8)Not know who jeff foxworthy is and say that he stinks, becase Mr. T could kick Chuck norris's ass.

11. Discussing the movements of Chuck Norris on a bb

being TheExorcismBunny

Being DH

having dial-up

i agree with that one.  

having 5 kittens and 6 puppys

Having a kitten named checkers thats really cute but you force it to sleep outside because your other cat hates its guts and then it runs away and you find out who has it but you never ask for it back!    

Did the bunny steal your cat???  cuz ill hunt him down and shoot him if i have to to get your cat back!!!