Hey guys, post the funniest lyric you have heard here. It can be from any song.

"Hey MacDuff, what is your problem, man,
Where the **** d'ya get off?
You break into my castle
Trying to cut my ****ing head off!
Well, give it your best shot!
Lay it on, you nut!
No man born of woman
Gets to Kick This Butt!"

From Macbeth (My Name Is) - Mitch Benn and The Distractions  

--Last edited by D_Headshot on 2007-09-02 07:34:09 --

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed

They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packin' heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all

Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot

Sure they got their national health care
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Then again well they got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius
See the map, they're hoverin' right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous

Always hear the same kind of story
Break their nose and they'll just say "sorry"
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin'
So quick, before they see it comin'
Time for a pre-emptive strike!

Weird al yankovic  "Canadia idiot"

Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
'Cause right now i'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom...I sit and I wait and I strain
And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
No no no

I was feelin' pretty down
Till my girlfriend came around
We're just so alike in every way
I gotta say
In fact, I just thought I might
Pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderly
But woe is me
Who would have guessed
Her family crest
I'd suddenly spy
Tattooed on her thigh
And son-of-a-gun
It's just like the one on me.

Weird al yankovic "A Complicated Song"

Practically all funny lyrics are by weird al, so if you could post the lyrics, and a link to the song that i can download, i would be so happy.  Thank you.